the “no sleveless tops” american public school dress code policy is impeding on our 2nd amendment right to bare arms
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
When you, on occasion, hear a song and realize it’s a song you’ve been trying to find for months or years
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled
"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.
THE VIRUS DELETED MY FRIEND POSTS!
The Virus rebloged my posts nonstop something like this:
I told it to my friend, and she came in to this tumblr and then the tumblr log out, and when she come in all her posts been deleted!
SO IF YOU SAW A RANDOM NUMBERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
DON’T COME IN TO THIS BLOG! IT WILL DELETE ALL YOUR POSTS ON TUMBLR!
IF THE VIRUS WILL SEND YOU A MAIL JUST DELTE THE MESSAGE!
REBLOG THIS IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT!
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
how the fuck did anyone not get that reference
why is this still getting notes